If you got runtime errors I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but dynamic ain’t one

I got the cube patrol on the code patrol
Foes that wanna try and keep my source out of control
Ruby writers that say he’s “Science Strict Not-Bold”
I’m from university stupid what type of facts are those

If you grew up with segfaults in your joes
You’d celebrate the minute you was havin’ stable codes
I’m like avoid Python it can’t handle my whole payload
If you don’t trust my types you can take my tests off hold

Got beef with podcasts if Iron’s on they show
When those brakepoints hit they don’t know what’s missed
Soft’ mags try an’ ignore my syntax
So readers can buy more tools from ads…

I don’t know how you be writin’ that
without understanding the power that type systems have
I’m from calls to lambdas dude, I ain’t dumb
I got 99 problems but dynamic ain’t one
Hit me

99 problems but dynamic ain’t one
If you got runtime errors I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but dynamic ain’t one
Hit me