What do you do with a drunken coder,
What do you do with a drunken coder,
What do you do with a drunken coder,
Ear-ly in the morning?

Put em’ on the build and make em fix it,
Put em’ on the build and make em’ fix it,
Put em’ on the build and make em’ fix it,
Ear-ly in the morning.

Give em’ an intern an make em’ teach em’,
Give em’ an intern an make em’ teach em’,
Give em’ an intern an make em’ teach em’,
Ear-ly in the morning.

Fill ‘is cube with kitchen products,
Fill ‘is cube with kitchen products,
Fill ‘is cube with kitchen products,
Ear-ly in the morning.

Give em’ the legacy and make em’ test it,
Give em’ the legacy and make em’ test it,
Give em’ the legacy and make em’ test it,
Ear-ly in the morning.

(From @lojikil)
Put em’ in a meeting and make em’ sit there,
Put em’ in a meeting and make em’ sit there,
Put em’ in a meeting and make em’ sit there,
Ear-ly in the morning.

(also ala @lojikil)
Make em’ file a change of request form,
Make em’ file a change of request form,
Make em’ file a change of request form,
Ear-ly in the morning.

(From @JobVranish)
Trap’m in a monad till he’s sober,
Trap’m in a monad till he’s sober,
Trap’m in a monad till he’s sober,
Ear-ly in the morning.

Give em’ a lecture on corporate policy,
Give em’ a lecture on corporate policy,
Give em’ a lecture on corporate policy,
Ear-ly in the morning.

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