What do you do with a drunken coder?

What do you do with a drunken coder,
What do you do with a drunken coder,
What do you do with a drunken coder,
Ear-ly in the morning?

Put em’ on the build and make em fix it,
Put em’ on the build and make em’ fix it,
Put em’ on the build and make em’ fix it,
Ear-ly in the morning.

Give em’ an intern an make em’ teach em’,
Give em’ an intern an make em’ teach em’,
Give em’ an intern an make em’ teach em’,
Ear-ly in the morning.

Fill ‘is cube with kitchen products,
Fill ‘is cube with kitchen products,
Fill ‘is cube with kitchen products,
Ear-ly in the morning.

Give em’ the legacy and make em’ test it,
Give em’ the legacy and make em’ test it,
Give em’ the legacy and make em’ test it,
Ear-ly in the morning.

(From @lojikil)
Put em’ in a meeting and make em’ sit there,
Put em’ in a meeting and make em’ sit there,
Put em’ in a meeting and make em’ sit there,
Ear-ly in the morning.

(also ala @lojikil)
Make em’ file a change of request form,
Make em’ file a change of request form,
Make em’ file a change of request form,
Ear-ly in the morning.

(From @JobVranish)
Trap’m in a monad till he’s sober,
Trap’m in a monad till he’s sober,
Trap’m in a monad till he’s sober,
Ear-ly in the morning.

Give em’ a lecture on corporate policy,
Give em’ a lecture on corporate policy,
Give em’ a lecture on corporate policy,
Ear-ly in the morning.

Fun times on the high twitter seas me matey’s. Come on over and post your own: #WhatDoYouDoWithADrunkenCoder

Enjoy this post? Continue the conversation with me on twitter.

Tags:

3 comments

  1. Hey there! I just wanted to ask if you ever have any problems with hackers?

    My last blog (wordpress) was hacked and I ended up losing several
    weeks of hard work due to no backup. Do
    you have any methods to protect against hackers?

  2. Hi my loved one! I want to say that this post is awesome, nice written and include almost all
    important infos. I’d like to see more posts like this .

  3. I have learn several good stuff here. Definitely price bookmarking for
    revisiting. I wonder how a lot attempt you place to make this type of great informative site.

    Feel free to surf to my homepage; backlink services (Adam)

Leave a comment